Guest post by Alex Charlie.

1. Setting everything up to be perfect:

The door is closed and locked, no noises can be heard from the outside (turn on tap or shower if thin door), nice comforting position. Don’t forget to weigh yourself on the bathroom scale beforehand, if you’re into that kind of thing.

2. Pants down and down to business:

You sit in expectation but nothing. Is it a ghost poopy? Where has that thing, that was struggling to come out of you not moments ago, gone? You feel it. You grab whatever you can and hold on for dear life. Continue reading