Că tot suntem izolați la domiciliu, singuri în casă (cei mai norocoși dintre noi!), am compus o scurtă ghicitoare pentru amatori:
The king of alphabet woke up one fine day and called his firstborn, A:
– Morning, you dull-witted, pestering itch, where’all your brethren and birth-giving bitch?
– The secondborn got cut in half, then jumped through a square and jumped in the air!
The thirdborn rolled over a lot… seven times to be fair, then jumped in the air!
My mother, oh dearest, gave you three sons. How come, may I dare? She fucked you two times, then jumped in the air!
And last but not least am I, your first heir. Now read out your fortune, up, up in the air!