Ghicitoare de carantină

Că tot suntem izolați la domiciliu, singuri în casă (cei mai norocoși dintre noi!), am compus o scurtă ghicitoare pentru amatori:

The king of alphabet woke up one fine day and called his firstborn, A:

– Morning, you dull-witted, pestering itch, where’all your brethren and birth-giving bitch?

– The secondborn got cut in half, then jumped through a square and jumped in the air!

The thirdborn rolled over a lot… seven times to be fair, then jumped in the air!

My mother, oh dearest, gave you three sons. How come, may I dare? She fucked you two times, then jumped in the air!

And last but not least am I, your first heir. Now read out your fortune, up, up in the air!

Zburător, versificator şi prozator amator
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